On the day that Scarlett Johansson announced her separation from Ryan Reynolds (who just happens to be the reigning "Sexiest Man Alive"), there was a noticeable spike in gym membership purchases, the Shulton Company (original producers of Old Spice) saw a massive increase in stock value and boutique barbershops reported lines around the block. Men everywhere were suddenly rejuvenated; they had purpose for their hope — long extinguished — was renewed. Scarlett Johansson, the de facto sexiest woman in Hollywood, was officially single again and yours to lose. Unfortunately the buxom beauty won’t have time to be wooed in the near or distant future, with roles in Cameron Crowe’s We Bought a Zoo and the Marvel mash-up The Avengers to film. But if you happen to catch ScarJo in that brief moment when she travels from her trailer to hair and makeup, all the power to you.
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